Me: "Ava, you must obey."
Ava: "It's too late."
~~~
Me after catching her emptying her aunt's bathroom cupboards: "AVA!"
Ava: "Uh, I better clean this up."
~~~
Me: (correcting Ava for another one of her shenanigans)
Ava (repeating something she hears her siblings say to each other): "You not my mom!"
~~~
After lipstick on the duvet, $15 worth of downloads on her aunt's phone, a call to her other aunt's lawyer, and multiple pantry break-ins, my two year old is now being put in shoes that squeak every time she steps so I can monitor her location at all times...

I love that kid.
Ava: "It's too late."
~~~
Me after catching her emptying her aunt's bathroom cupboards: "AVA!"
Ava: "Uh, I better clean this up."
~~~
Me: (correcting Ava for another one of her shenanigans)
Ava (repeating something she hears her siblings say to each other): "You not my mom!"
~~~
After lipstick on the duvet, $15 worth of downloads on her aunt's phone, a call to her other aunt's lawyer, and multiple pantry break-ins, my two year old is now being put in shoes that squeak every time she steps so I can monitor her location at all times...
I love that kid.
LOVE this! :)
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