Trying To Think Of The Best Title

I'm stuck at the title...stuck trying to think of the best one.

Should I go with:
That Sickening Feeling You Get When You Realize Your Two-Year-Old Has Been Oftly Quiet
or
I Guess A Duvet Cleaning Was Long Overdue Anyway
or
"Oh, You Have A Really Busy Day, Mom. Let Me Help With That."
or
After 10 Years Of Motherhood, I Should Know Better




For her own sake, it's a good thing the perpetrator is so ridiculously cute...